Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
P. J. O'Rourke, 11/14/1947 - US humorist & political commentator
Guns are always the best method for a privat suicide. They are more stylish looking than single-edged razor blades and natural gas has got so expensive. Drugs are too chancy. You might miscalculate the dosage and just have a good time.