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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Robert Orben, 03/14/1927 -
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US humorist, writer and editor
I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.
Robert Orben
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Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Robert Orben
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There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
Robert Orben
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