Robert Orben Quotes

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Robert Orben, 03/14/1927 -

US humorist, writer and editor

I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

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