Will Rogers Quotes

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers, 11/04/1879 - 08/15/1935 US humorist & showman

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Will Rogers

You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
Will Rogers

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers

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