Will Rogers Quotes

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers, 11/04/1879 - 08/15/1935 US humorist & showman

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Will Rogers

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers

You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
Will Rogers

Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
Will Rogers

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