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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.Woody Allen
Woody Allen, 12/01/1935 -
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US writer, actor and director
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience.Woody Allen
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If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.Woody Allen
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.Woody Allen
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Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.Woody Allen
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