Woody Allen Quotes

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Woody Allen, 12/01/1935 - US writer, actor and director

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience.
Woody Allen

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Woody Allen

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
Woody Allen

Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen