Quotes - Johnny Carson


 


I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.


Johnny Carson, *23-Oct-1925, † 23-Jan-2005
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US comedian
Johnny Carson
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.



Johnny Carson, *23-Oct-1925, † 23-Jan-2005
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US comedian
Johnny Carson


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