Lie Quotes (2)

History is a set of lies agreed upon.

Napoleon

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

Mark Twain

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

Mark Twain

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Dean Martin

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

Patrick Murray

A new British survey has revealed that 9 out of 10 people like Chocolate. The tenth lies.

Robert Paul

You don't tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.

Margaret Thatcher

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

Barbara Bush

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