P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

P. J. O'Rourke, 11/14/1947 -

US humorist & political commentator

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Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

P. J. O'Rourke

Guns are always the best method for a privat suicide. They are more stylish looking than single-edged razor blades and natural gas has got so expensive. Drugs are too chancy. You might miscalculate the dosage and just have a good time.

P. J. O'Rourke

Traffic is like a bad dog. It isn't important to look both ways when crossing the street. It's more important to not show fear.

P. J. O'Rourke

People shouldn't be treated like objects. They aren't that valuable.

P. J. O'Rourke

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