P. J. O'Rourke quotes

12 quotes by P. J. O'Rourke


When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

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Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

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Guns are always the best method for a privat suicide. They are more stylish looking than single-edged razor blades and natural gas has got so expensive. Drugs are too chancy. You might miscalculate the dosage and just have a good time.

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Traffic is like a bad dog. It isn't important to look both ways when crossing the street. It's more important to not show fear.

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People shouldn't be treated like objects. They aren't that valuable.

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