Lies Quotes

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Winston Churchill, 11/30/1874 - 01/24/1965 British politician and Nobel Prize Laureate

Woman might be able to fake orgasms. But man can fake whole relationships.
Sharon Stone

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.
Mark Twain

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.
Benjamin Disraeli

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