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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
Johnny Carson, 10/23/1925 - 01/23/2005
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.Mark Twain
Mark Twain
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Having smoking and non-smoking sections in the same room is like having urinating and non-urinating sections in a swimming pool.
Ross Parker
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