Quotes - Woody Allen


 


Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience.


Woody Allen, 12/01/1935 -
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US writer, actor and director
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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

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If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.


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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.

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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

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