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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience.

Woody Allen

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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

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If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

Woody Allen

Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Woody Allen

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.

Woody Allen

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