Top 20 Quotes about Sarcasm
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
I am ready to meet my maker, but whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.
Marcy's niece? She must be from the unfeathered side of the family!
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.