Top 10 Quotes about Golf
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It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf.
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
They called it golf because all the other four letter words were taken.
Herbert George Wells
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.