The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to the office.
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.