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When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both it's health.

J. P. Donleavy
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An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.


Mae West
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Mae West
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.


Winston Churchill
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Winston Churchill
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they are in August.


Ronnie Shakes
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There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

Robert Orben
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet and Doctor Merryman.

Jonathan Swift
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Jonathan Swift


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