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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.


Socrates
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Greek philosopher
Socrates
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Oscar Wilde
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Oscar Wilde
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.

Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Clint Eastwood
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Clint Eastwood
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner
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