A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
When it's a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.