Alcohol Quotes

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill, 11/30/1874 - 01/24/1965 British politician and Nobel Prize Laureate

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.

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