Alcohol Quotes

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.

Johnny Carson, 10/23/1925 -

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

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