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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill, 11/30/1874 - 01/24/1965
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British politician and Nobel Prize Laureate
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny Youngman
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin Franklin
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.Dean Martin
Dean Martin
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
Johnny Carson
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