God Quotes

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
Galileo Galilei, 02/15/1564 - 01/08/1642 Italian astronomer, philosopher, and physicist

It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
Mark Twain

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O'Toole

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Woody Allen