God Quotes

Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Mark Twain

At any rate, I am convinced that he [God] does not play dice.
Albert Einstein

God is subtle but he is not malicious.
Albert Einstein

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Thank God I'm an atheist.

I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin

Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

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