God Quotes

God created the poet, then took a handful of the rubbish that left and made three critics.

I do not see any other way of realizing our hopes about World Organization in five or six days. Even the Almighty took seven.
Winston Churchill

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

If women were meant to play football, God would have put their tits somewhere else.

We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour.
Gilbert Keith Chesterton

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen

Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.

A big mountain of sugar is too much for one man. I can see now why God portions it out in those little packets.

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