Law Quotes

There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press.
Mark Twain, 11/30/1835 - 04/21/1910 US author

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Mel Brooks

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is.

Juries scare me. I don't want to put my faith in 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.
Isaac Asimov

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