Marriage Quotes

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates Greek philosopher

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

Patrick Murray

It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!

Richard Jeni

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
Clint Eastwood

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
Albert Einstein

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