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At my
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I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.
Patrick Moore
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Douglas Adams
First the doctor told me the good
news
: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Steve Martin
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