Quotes - Sex


 


The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.

Brendon Francis
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Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.

L. M. Boyd
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Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
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by David Shankbone
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Woman might be able to fake orgasms. But man can fake whole relationships.

Sharon Stone
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Sharon Stone
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Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

Barbara Bush
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Barbara Bush
When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both it's health.

J. P. Donleavy
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Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

Mae West
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Mae West


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