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| Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job.
Al Bundy |
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| Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.
Karl Marx |
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Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.
Al Bundy |
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