Husband Quotes
Top 10 Quotes about Husbands
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf.
