Top 10 Quotes about Husbands
Set / remove bookmark
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Beauty: The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.