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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Ambrose Bierce
Beauty: The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf.
Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

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