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Top 10 Quotes about Television

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.
Orson Welles
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.
Alfred Hitchcock
Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
I've got two TV guides. One on the table and one in the bathroom. I'm rich!
I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV?

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