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Al Bundy Quotes
Pretty women make us buy
beer
. Ugly women make us drink
beer
.
Al Bundy
character in the series "Married... with Children"
I'm jealous of every man not married to you.
Al Bundy
Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself.
Al Bundy
I wish the
world
was a fly and I'm a giant rolled up newspaper.
Al Bundy
Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my
eyes
when we're having
sex
but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second
job
.
Al Bundy
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