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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.



Will Rogers, *04-Nov-1879, † 15-Aug-1935
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US humorist & showman
Will Rogers
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.

George Bernard Shaw
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George Bernard Shaw
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.


George Bernard Shaw
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George Bernard Shaw
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

Rodney Dangerfield
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