Funny, Quotes (3)

I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!

Bart Simpson

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

Steven Wright

There is no gravity. The earth sucks.

Graf Fito

This has got to be a nine-point-oh on my weird-shit-o-meter.

Will Smith

Will Smith

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by Taís Melillo
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Do you see this? N-Y-P-D! Means I will knock your punk-ass down!

Will Smith

Will Smith

Listen! You smell something?

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

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by tonyshek
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I can answer you in two words, im-possible.

Samuel Goldwyn

Wait a minute. I'm a guy like me!

Homer Simpson

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