Mark Twain quotes

37 quotes by Mark Twain

Mark Twain
Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.

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Mark Twain
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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Mark Twain
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

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Mark Twain
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.

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Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself.

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