Quotes - Money


 


Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.


Mark Twain
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Mark Twain
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Stephen Leacock
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Stephen Leacock
If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

Jean Paul Getty
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.


Frank McKinney Hubbard
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If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.


Jean Paul Getty
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Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.


Jean Paul Getty
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Money is what you'd get on beautifully without if only other people weren't so crazy about it.

Margaret Case Harriman
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Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.

Steve Martin
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Steve Martin
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