Money Quotes (5)

The person who has lived the most is not the one with the most years but the one with the richest experiences.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Ambrose Bierce

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Joey Adams

Hand: A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.

Ambrose Bierce

When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both it's health.

J. P. Donleavy

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

P. J. O'Rourke

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There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program - your tax-dollar will go further.

Wernher von Braun

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Robert Orben

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