Quotes - Money


 


The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.

Peter Ustinov
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Peter Ustinov
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

P. J. O'Rourke
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P. J. O'Rourke
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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Stephen Leacock
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Stephen Leacock
Abstract art is the product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

Al Capp
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.


Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program - your tax-dollar will go further.

Wernher von Braun
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Wernher von Braun
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.

Steve Martin
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Steve Martin
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by David Shankbone
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