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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?


Abraham Lincoln
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Abraham Lincoln
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.

Herbert George Wells
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Herbert George Wells
Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.


Truman Capote
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Truman Capote
A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree!

Al Bundy
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Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wildlife.

Muhammad Ali
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Muhammad Ali


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