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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me 'sir'.

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.

Love was a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.

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