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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Henny Youngman, 03/16/1906 - 02/24/1998
US (English-born) comedian
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Henny Youngman
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny Youngman
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