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Homer Simpson Quotes
Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.
Homer Simpson
character in "The Simpsons"
If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak
English
.
Homer Simpson
If you really want something in
life
you have to
work
for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the
lottery
numbers
.
Homer Simpson
Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what
nutrients
they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Homer Simpson
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to
listen
.
Homer Simpson
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