Homer Simpson Quotes

Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.

character in "The Simpsons"

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English.

I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

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