Homer Simpson Quotes

If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

character in "The Simpsons"

If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English.

Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Trying is the first step towards failure.

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