Homer Simpson Quotes

Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.

I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!

Trying is the first step towards failure.

Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.

A big mountain of sugar is too much for one man. I can see now why God portions it out in those little packets.

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