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Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
Homer Simpson
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I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!
Homer Simpson
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To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!
Homer Simpson
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Trying is the first step towards failure.
Homer Simpson
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Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
Homer Simpson
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Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Homer Simpson
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Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.
Homer Simpson
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A big mountain of sugar is too much for one man. I can see now why God portions it out in those little packets.
Homer Simpson
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