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Homer Simpson Quotes
Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
Homer Simpson
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you
win
or
lose
... it's how drunk you get.
Homer Simpson
Where's the "Any" key?
Homer Simpson
When will I learn? The answer to
life
's
problems
aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
Homer Simpson
Hey, can you take the wheel for a second, I have to scratch my self in two places at once.
Homer Simpson
A big mountain of sugar is too much for one man. I can see now why
God
portions it out in those little packets.
Homer Simpson
Wait a minute. I'm a guy like me!
Homer Simpson
I know someone holier than
Jesus
. (Flanders)
Homer Simpson
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