Homer Simpson Quotes

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV?

Wait a minute. I'm a guy like me!

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Where's the "Any" key?

Hey, can you take the wheel for a second, I have to scratch my self in two places at once.

When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

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