Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

Homer Simpson

Oh, they have the Internet on computers now.

Homer Simpson

I know someone holier than Jesus. (Flanders)

Homer Simpson

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

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