Homer Simpson Quotes

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

Homer Simpson

Oh, they have the Internet on computers now.

Homer Simpson

If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

Homer Simpson

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Homer Simpson

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