Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.
Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!