Quotes - Beer


 


Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.



Benjamin Franklin, 01/17/1706 - 04/17/1790
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US statesman, economist and natural scientist
Benjamin Franklin
Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.

Homer Simpson
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Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.


Al Bundy
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Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Homer Simpson
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To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!


Homer Simpson
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