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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.


Albert Einstein, 03/14/1879 - 04/18/1955
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Nobel Prize Laureate (Physics)
Albert Einstein
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
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I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'


Mike Binder
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Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

Homer Simpson
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