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Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.


Woody Allen, 12/01/1935 -
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US writer, actor and director
Woody Allen
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I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'


Mike Binder
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

Albert Einstein
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Albert Einstein
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

Homer Simpson
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