Quotes - Henny Youngman


 


When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.



Henny Youngman, *16-Mar-1906, † 24-Feb-1998
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US (English-born) comedian
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.


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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.


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