If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English.
Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.
Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.