Homer Simpson quotes

25 quotes by Homer Simpson


If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English.

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If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

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Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

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Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.

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Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.

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