Homer Simpson quotes

25 quotes by Homer Simpson

If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

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Wait a minute. I'm a guy like me!

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To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!

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Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

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Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

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