Homer Simpson quotes

25 quotes by Homer Simpson

Hey, can you take the wheel for a second, I have to scratch my self in two places at once.

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Trying is the first step towards failure.

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Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

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I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

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Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

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