Homer Simpson quotes

25 quotes by Homer Simpson


If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Homer Simpson


If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English.

Homer Simpson


Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Homer Simpson


Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.

Homer Simpson


Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.

Homer Simpson


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