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If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English.



Homer Simpson
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character in "The Simpsons"
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.


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If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

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To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!


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Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.

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