Beer Quotes

Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.

Al Bundy, 11/07/1948 -

character in the series "Married... with Children"

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin

Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

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