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Pretty women make us buy
beer
. Ugly women make us drink beer.
Al Bundy
, 11/07/1948 -
character in the series "Married... with Children"
Beer
is living proof that
God
loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
Okay,
brain
. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with
beer
.
Homer Simpson
Men
are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things:
beer
, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
Diana Jordan
I would
kill
everyone in this room for a drop of sweet
beer
.
Homer Simpson
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