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Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.
Al Bundy
character in the series "Married... with Children"
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
Homer Simpson
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Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
Diana Jordan
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson
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