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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.



Dean Martin
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Dean Martin
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.


Henny Youngman
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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.


Lady Nancy Astor
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I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.


Winston Churchill
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Winston Churchill
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.

Johnny Carson
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Johnny Carson

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