Drinking Quotes

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.

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