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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
Albert Einstein, 03/14/1879 - 04/18/1955
Nobel Prize Laureate (Physics)
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Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Mark Twain
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A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.
Anonymous
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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Elayne Boosler
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